With all the Pope coverage on tv I was inspired to inform you of a old movie that is a Goldie Hawn/Chevy Chase classic. If you want to laugh your ass off rent FOUL PLAY...... BECAUSE, the under plot is that someone is trying to assassinate the pope in the movie.

PLOT SUMMARY
When, unbeknownst to Gloria, a microfilm cassette is left with her by a dying agent, she becomes entangled in a complicated series of events. She's pursued by a dwarf and an albino, and becomes convinced that they are out to kill her. Finally, with the help of San Francisco detective Tony Carlson, she begins to turn the tables on her pursuers. It becomes clear that the nerfarious crew after her are plotting a dastardly deed indeed - to assassinate the Pope as he visits the city to see _The Mikado_. Gloria and Tony must race against time to prevent this terrible crime.

The Tag line for the movie "Ladies and Gentlemen the Fabulous Stains" reads:


This movie WILL change your life, its a cult classic.
Problem #1- Paramount never released it on DVD , so you have to put on your spy gear and think like John Stossel to find a copy .

Just the facts maam.
In the movie:
Diane Lane (was only 15 years old)
Laura Dern
Christine Lahti
Steve Jones and Paul Cook from the Sex Pistols
Paul Simonen from the Clash
Fee Waybill from the Tubes (** FUN FACT he was also the singer in the "battle of the bands dream sequence" from Xanadu)
Also, Sting makes a brief appearance

I swear on my pink nail polish, the mission to find this movie will be well worth it.
Xoxo
Blair Wear