If you are in Miami and hate Technomusic and just want a great dive bar, where you can actually hear yourself talk and don't have to fend of k-hole ravers then this is the bar for you!

THE DUECE in South Beach 222 14th st. 305-531-6200


I am telling you, this place rules, it smells in the bathroom, but as a New Yorker on vacation I felt right at home. .... and I needed it!

Also if you are lucky enough to be there when Keith Richards is there drinking then you should no doubt play the lottery the next day. One of the locals told me about Keith frequenting the bar , then when he walked in i FELL OFF MY BAR STOOL. ( side bar, NO, it's not the real Keith but take a look at this picture and you will agree I fell for a reason.)

Ps- The lighting in this bar is soo killer you will get drunk and walk out with the hottest pictures due to the tons of old neon lights.