LIPSTiCK TrACeZ

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so sad.

start a Post-Campaign and my motto would be " SAVE THE DRAMA FOR OBAMA".

I'm always the last to know. IF YOU KNOW ME, you probably know that all I do is complain about my period. My good friend was so sick of hearing me complain she signed me up for this "alert" system. ( which i have to say i INVENTED YEARS AGO) too bad I never actually did it!

But you register and you get text messages to let you know when you are getting your period, when you should not have sex,  and alerts on why you feel bloated and why you are craving a chocolate titanic to eat!!

 http://ladytimer.com/index.html

If you have a car in greenpoint, or williamsburg area BEWARE of where you park. The city is being sneaky and adding many new "NO STANDING ANYTIME" signs on a lot of the corners. I learned the hard way when I parked late at night in one of my normal spots,, only to wake up on my morning bagel stroll to see a nasty orange ticket superglued to my windshield!

In Brooklyn we are channel 1000 for Movies on Demand , but if you have Time Warner Cable find your movie station because they just added for $1.99 PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE!

xoxo
blairwear

Yeah, I already bought two of these because I've been thinking of getting a pet,, but I hate cleaning up poop!!!
You can get these totally REAL LIKE BIRDS. They move and chirp and look like the real thing,but you don't have to feed them or clean up after them. And, if you get annoyed you can turn them on and off. They have a sensor that starts the head turning and chirping.

You can get them at FLYING SQUIRREL KIDS CLOTHING STORE
96 N 6TH ST. BROOKLYN, NY 718-218-7775
http://www.flyingsquirrelbaby.com/store/

They are $18.75 plus tax.

Ok , ok , ok, go to this website. www.girliepants.com... for many reasons.

 Victoria Wilkins pantie project is killer, witty , and downright cute.  I am attaching my favorite designs, but to see the rest of them is upright fun! You can order through the website,, so plan a head for any upcoming date nights, or times when you feel like lifting up your skirt in a nonchalant Marilyn Monroe way. xoxo blairwear

I can't believe how many new "places" are opening up in this area. Today I happened to walk down a street that I normally don't walk past, and saw a new thrift store. I didn't have time to go in , but I will on Monday!.
67 Guernsey St between Nassau and Norman Aves, Greenpoint, Brooklyn


Its Angel Thrift a sister store to the Manhattan one.. good thing is that the proceeds benefit   benefit individuals and families affected by Substance Abuse, HIV, AIDS and Mental Illness.

http://www.angelthriftshop.org/

THE ANNUAL 50 MILE GARAGE SALE,, 50 MILESSSSSSSSSS.
ROUTE 90 IS GOING TO BE A SICK TREASURE HUNT FOR OTHER PEOPLE JUNK!

SAVE ALL THE PINK STUFF FOR ME PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
rent a car, gas is sooo cheap now!!!! N.O.T. but a 50 mile yard sale will make me go the extra mile!xox blair wear
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Last time I saw The Breeders, I "think" , it was Lalapalooza ages ago, and they ruled!
This Sunday ,they are playing at McCarren Park Pool for FREE!
 http://www.mccarrenpark.com/

Word to the wise,... when , I should say If, they play "Cannonball", please don't act like a little school girl and try to do a cannonball into the pool, because there is no water yet to absorb your dumb ass. If my memory serves me right, I think this is the last year that the pool will hold shows, next year it will be a fully functioning swimming hole FULL  of germs and Baby Ruths.

So if you haven't yet seen a show at MPP, you really should!!  The pool is sooo GIGANTIC, ( no pun intended) that you can see it from outerspace!!!  AND , for the best view stand in the deep end, don't worry you won't drown.

GOLLY, I AM FULL OF PUNS TODAY!! xoxo BLAIRWEAR