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Dear Vince,
Does your ShamWOW really work?

I was more obsessed with Vince and his crazy personality than I was with the actual product he was trying to sell. BUT, I've heard from a very good source that ShamWOWs are actually the bomb. So give them a try.
I really want a 8 x 10 glossy headshot of Vince autographed for my wall of fame, so if anyone out there has the connection , MAKE IT HAPPEN.

More importantly I am now on the quest for the SLAPCHOP.  You're going to love Vince's NUTS!

If you want a good laugh, click on this link and listen to this song. I was driving back to New York from Rochester and had on the local radio station 96 wcmf , when I heard this song, I almost veered of the thruway into the rail guard because I was laughing so hard!




http://www.wcmf.com/play_window.php?audioType=Episode&audioId=3406105
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  Remember that old SNL skit ?... Dan Akroyd is Julia Childs and he accidentally cuts his finger then the "fake blood" contraption spurts out the blood like a supersoaker 2000. (you tube it if you haven't seen it, it's HI-LARIOUS).

Every so often while I'm airbrushing my airbrush gun clogs, then backs up with pressure. When this happens the paint spurts out in an upward fashion like a whale. ( OR a fake blood contraption)  This is ok if the paint targets a wall or something, but once I had it happen at a event and it targeted 3, 13 year old girls in prom gowns. Umm yeah, and the paint was black, and it looked like I splatter painted these girls for a art show or something. It was BAD!
    

Well to get to the point people, as an artist or if you are a  messy person it DOES NOT matter how messy you are, you just have to know all the best cleaning products that will hide the evidence.

I just bought this new version of Goof Off for latex/acrylic paint and I'm in love. It doesn't smell as fume intense as the normal Goof Off what so ever! And it takes dried latex paint off of anything super easy!  PS- I WOULD NOT USE IT ON HUMAN SKIN, or a PROM GOWN!
ENJOY!
xo
Blair WEar

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I am totally sick of all my music. Why is it when you are listening to the radio.. ( I never listen to the radio) and you hear a song you like it sounds so much better? Its the element of surprise!

Go to http://www.pandora.com/

you can use it for free and they have custom radio internet! it's freakin awesome. you can enter a song/ or artist, then it makes a playlist for you based on the genre/sound/year of that one song. I'm officially addicted.

try it because you don't have to buy it!

love ,
blairwear
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so sad.

start a Post-Campaign and my motto would be " SAVE THE DRAMA FOR OBAMA".

I'm always the last to know. IF YOU KNOW ME, you probably know that all I do is complain about my period. My good friend was so sick of hearing me complain she signed me up for this "alert" system. ( which i have to say i INVENTED YEARS AGO) too bad I never actually did it!

But you register and you get text messages to let you know when you are getting your period, when you should not have sex,  and alerts on why you feel bloated and why you are craving a chocolate titanic to eat!!

 http://ladytimer.com/index.html
If you have a car in greenpoint, or williamsburg area BEWARE of where you park. The city is being sneaky and adding many new "NO STANDING ANYTIME" signs on a lot of the corners. I learned the hard way when I parked late at night in one of my normal spots,, only to wake up on my morning bagel stroll to see a nasty orange ticket superglued to my windshield!
In Brooklyn we are channel 1000 for Movies on Demand , but if you have Time Warner Cable find your movie station because they just added for $1.99 PEE WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE!

xoxo
blairwear
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Yeah, I already bought two of these because I've been thinking of getting a pet,, but I hate cleaning up poop!!!
You can get these totally REAL LIKE BIRDS. They move and chirp and look like the real thing,but you don't have to feed them or clean up after them. And, if you get annoyed you can turn them on and off. They have a sensor that starts the head turning and chirping.

You can get them at FLYING SQUIRREL KIDS CLOTHING STORE
96 N 6TH ST. BROOKLYN, NY 718-218-7775
http://www.flyingsquirrelbaby.com/store/

They are $18.75 plus tax.
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Ok , ok , ok, go to this website. www.girliepants.com... for many reasons.

 Victoria Wilkins pantie project is killer, witty , and downright cute.  I am attaching my favorite designs, but to see the rest of them is upright fun! You can order through the website,, so plan a head for any upcoming date nights, or times when you feel like lifting up your skirt in a nonchalant Marilyn Monroe way. xoxo blairwear
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